The Ten Rules Of Marriage - Sent by my mother:)
Marriages are made in heaven.
But then again, so is thunder and lightning.
Rule 2 Don't try to change your husband. The last time a woman changes a man is when he is in diapers.
Rule 3 Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least a 100 grand!
Rule 4 Married life is very frustrating.
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
Rule 5 When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing:
Either the car is new or the wife is.
Rule 6Marriage is when a man and woman become as one;
The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
Rule 7 Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said .
After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.
Rule 8Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook.
But the law allows only one wife.
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery
Rule 10 A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.